Santa’s Favourite Jokes
Jokes to make your belly shake like a bowl full of jelly!
A huge part of the Christmas festivities is pulling a cracker, wearing your paper hat with pride and have a good giggle thanks to those cheesy jokes! As an extra special treat this year, we’ve asked Santa to tell us his favourite jokes to entertain all the family, and keep you laughing until the new year! Mrs Claus and those wonderful elves love to write them and make Santa chuckle. He thinks some of them are just cracking, so here are some of his favourites!
If your belly isn’t hurting enough with laughter yet, here are more jokes to keep the chuckles going!
Do you know who Santa’s favourite singer is?
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What do sheep say at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
What do you get if a cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Who delivers presents to cats?
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
What would be perfect gift for the station master for Christmas?
What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
What kind of money do elves use?